Saying Goodbye II: Class Awards

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After consulting with a team of professionals -- psychologists, psychiatrists, psychics and soothsayers -- awards were presented to each student based upon their own unique qualities, interests and attributes.  I include a few examples:  

Award1 was presented to Charbel because, well, ahem, he's rather a ladies' man, if you know what I mean;  award2 was given to DonaMaria, because she's downright dangerous when there's sweets around;  award3 went to Damir for his love of crawly things, and the likelihood that he'll spent his life study the deadly Senegalese leaping spider;  award4 was presented to Derek for his love of teletubbies (he'll deny it, but we know it's true -- wink), and his performance of squeeze-e-squeeze-e;   award5 went to Franzi because we all know that one day she'll become a PUNK ROCK CHIC;   award6 was given to -- ah, come on, do I really need to spell it out, S - E - L - M - A !!;  award7 went to Yoel, with the thought that in his life he'll swim the English Channel, metaphorically-speaking;  award8 is presented to Ben, who, like Adonis, attracts goddesses, pretty girls, and most mammals, including squirrels;  award9 went to Miss OCD, alias I'M-NOT-OBSESSED-WITH-EDWARD-CULLEN-EVEN-THOUGH-HE'S-LIKE-SO-TOTALLY-CUTE Audrey (I'll hear about this later on facebook).